http://xzombi.com/articles/blood-of-the-zombie.html If it's NOT not dead, we've got it. Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:00:34 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://xzombi.com/articles/blood-of-the-zombie.html/comment-page-1#comment-44941 MrSelfDestrukt Sun, 27 Nov 2011 19:38:00 +0000 http://xzombi.com/?p=112#comment-44941 15 minutes in and the most troubling part of this movie is the slightly transvestite in appearance barmaid. That, and the 2 jazzband clips and the extended session by the belly dancer. All of a sudden there's potential, the new bride has allowed her husband to bring home a stranded belly dancer on their wedding night! The new groom just doesn't twig that the belly dancer is coming on to him "Jeez, it's so hot today, I'm going for a shower...". Lost all sympathy for him now because of the way he just spoke with the plantation worker (and outside of the slave rooms too!). So Jonas died from a Voodoo curse imposed on him by his fiance who sat with him all the time he was withering and dying - sounds like marriage to me. He's a very smart zombie is our Jonas, he'd fit right in with that jazz ensemble from earlier with that dinner suit. Aww the newlyweds can't sleep, what with all that banging. Not bad make up for the very early 60's - although Jonas does look a lot like Mikey Finn from T-Rex. That bride has got a yell that can crack eggs! What 'is' George's job? - He's always standing by that pipe? I'd sack him, he's probably having a sly smoke while looking at that picture of the half naked woman. Bella Bella?! Her parents were obviously imaginative. About time too John - "I'm going to take you upstairs and give you my gun" - well it is technically still your honeymoon. Woah there Jonah, that was some smart 'under the staircase hiding' from an undead someone. Loving the way the voodoo drummer isn't drumming out a rhythm to the ceremony, but more in reaction to what's going on around him. He belongs in that jazz band for sure. To right John, sling that drum out the window, it's distracting you from your punching. And slapping. Invisible entry wound?! That sun came up pretty quickly, it was pitch black only seconds before. Just another routine police write up for the boys in blue. So after all that, you don't want the plantation after all? 15 minutes in and the most troubling part of this movie is the slightly transvestite in appearance barmaid. That, and the 2 jazzband clips and the extended session by the belly dancer. All of a sudden there’s potential, the new bride has allowed her husband to bring home a stranded belly dancer on their wedding night! The new groom just doesn’t twig that the belly dancer is coming on to him “Jeez, it’s so hot today, I’m going for a shower…”. Lost all sympathy for him now because of the way he just spoke with the plantation worker (and outside of the slave rooms too!). So Jonas died from a Voodoo curse imposed on him by his fiance who sat with him all the time he was withering and dying – sounds like marriage to me. He’s a very smart zombie is our Jonas, he’d fit right in with that jazz ensemble from earlier with that dinner suit. Aww the newlyweds can’t sleep, what with all that banging. Not bad make up for the very early 60’s – although Jonas does look a lot like Mikey Finn from T-Rex. That bride has got a yell that can crack eggs! What ‘is’ George’s job? – He’s always standing by that pipe? I’d sack him, he’s probably having a sly smoke while looking at that picture of the half naked woman. Bella Bella?! Her parents were obviously imaginative. About time too John – “I’m going to take you upstairs and give you my gun” – well it is technically still your honeymoon. Woah there Jonah, that was some smart ‘under the staircase hiding’ from an undead someone. Loving the way the voodoo drummer isn’t drumming out a rhythm to the ceremony, but more in reaction to what’s going on around him. He belongs in that jazz band for sure. To right John, sling that drum out the window, it’s distracting you from your punching. And slapping. Invisible entry wound?! That sun came up pretty quickly, it was pitch black only seconds before. Just another routine police write up for the boys in blue. So after all that, you don’t want the plantation after all?

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